• Danie Hamman

Parliament in Cape Town but no Camp David

You will find the best circus in Cape Town called “Parliament“where they first parade in fancy expensive dresses before attacking each other with bottles of mineral water but no CD where we first parade in the nude and then attack each other with our joysticks seeking the best bunghole for an anal treat the bottoms so much desire - specially if it is a real big jimmy! That explains why two “kapenaars” did the effort two jump on a plane and head up to CD Pretoria for a few days to have the best hubba hubba bang bang you can find in SA! Welcome to those two horny cornhole cowboys who already tossed the salad wildly whilst the cock jockeys descend on CD as it is the end of the month! Enjoy and hope to see you all this weekend!!

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