DAVID BAR OPENING IN SIGHT. 👏👏 R1OOO PRIME TICKETS “WE WILL ROCK YOU”TICKETS TO BE WON!!😁😉

Hallo there fellow horny brats I am writing here from under my umbrella which has never worked so hard since December when it poured even through the ceilings in the dressing room!😂 The opening (unduly delayed for almost two weeks by rain) of DAVID BAR in the courtyard is now eventually in sight as we are in the final stretch of the construction. That cosy cute bar, (a first in SA and Africa) will add new features such as sunbathing naked with a ice cold beer in the hand and which will even serve fresh brewed coffee along with all the other drinks available @ CAMP BAR (the main bar inside) should pop open within ten days given nauty rain drops not continue to spoil our fun. ( I did phone up there to enquire but nobody answered the phone) but believe that rainy days are over. 😳This new feature will have a cosy corner and outdoor roll down sail covering the bar as well as your hard on of being wetted by rain instead of lube an during the winter well heated to allow you to sit at that and enjoy your drinks whilst playing with the dick on the bar stool next to you!😁👏 So guys watch this space as we will also have a lucky draw on opening night giving away two prime show tickets for the "WE WILL ROCK YOU" mind boggeling musical featuring at Monte Casino and dinner for two after the show accompanied (transport to Monte Casio included should you wish to) by me, Danie! Sowatch this space and do not miss out on this oppertunity as the tickets alone are to the value of almost R1000!"